Metal 'Ead Polka - Orky Polka Wif Da Boyz: Volume 2 | Warhammer 40k Song

Song 1 from the album Polka Wif Da Boyz: Volume 2 Oi ladz, I've made a right monsta wif dis one. Stiched dat big Goff git up proppa wif me finest bitz and gubbins, an' now 'e says dat Gork an' Mork is speakin to 'im in 'is 'ead! I MUSTA DUN IT RIGHT, EY LADZ!? DISCLAIMER: This song was made with AI-assisted music tools. I research the lore, I write/edit lyrics, I choose the key and song structure, I choose what genre, instruments, and vocal styles to use, I edit the songs until they feel how I want them to, and I use a piece of software that I programmed to get the visualizer in. I have some musical experience, but I am not a professional musician; I am just a longtime nerd who loves music and Warhammer 40K lore. Lyrics: [Unintelligible Mad Dok Bellowing] [Verse 1] OI, get ’im on da table Don’t care where ’e’s been Half ’is skull is missin’ But there’s plenty left within One eye’s full of blood One ear ain’t sittin’ straight But I got shiny metal An’ I ain’t about to wait [Pre-Chorus] Fetch da drill Fetch da saw Bring me every bit of scrap ya got Clamp ’im down Hold ’im still This one’s gonna take a lot [Chorus] BOLT IT ON! HAMMER IT IN! Give that Goff a metal grin WIRE IT UP! MAKE IT SPARK! Get that brainbox beatin’ hard He ain’t dead Not just yet Best damn patient that I’ve met Grotsnik’s here So don’t you fret There’s life in that thick skull yet [Verse 2] I patched up all da soft bits Put plating where they’d gone Ran wires through da squishy stuff An’ switched da power on There came a twitch There came a growl Then Ghazghkull opened one good eye He sat upright Bared his teef An’ I laughed so hard I nearly died [Pre-Chorus] Look at that Look at him Meaner than ’e was before Steel up top Rage below Now go show ’em what it’s for [Chorus] BOLT IT ON! HAMMER IT IN! Give that Goff a metal grin WIRE IT UP! MAKE IT SPARK! Get that brainbox beatin’ hard He ain’t dead Not just yet Best damn patient that I’ve met Grotsnik’s here So don’t you fret There’s life in that thick skull yet [Verse 3] Then Dregmek came a-stompin’ Big boss, broad and mean Looked at my new patient Like ’e’d never seen green He fired off his shoota Ghazghkull kept comin’ on Then lowered down his metal head An’ Dregmek’s grin was gone [Pub Chorus] OI OI OI! That’s what adamantium is for OI OI OI! Put that big boss on da floor He says Gork He says Mork Says they’re talkin’ in ’is head Well if gods are livin’ in there now I’m glad I sealed it shut instead [Bridge] Now all da boyz are shoutin’ “Prophet! Prophet!”, shoutin loud Ghazghkull’s standin’ taller An’ Dregmek ain’t so proud Gork and Mork can pick ’im They can tell ’im where to go But when they ask who fixed his skull There’s only one name they should know [Final Chorus] GROTSNIK! OI OI OI! Best damn Dok on all of Urk GROTSNIK! OI OI OI! Never scared of messy work Cut it Stitch it Bolt it tight Make that dead git fit to fight If he wakes An’ starts a WAAAGH! Then I must’ve done it right