Anakin and Obi-Wan have a brief conversation before fighting

After Padme collapses due to being overwhelmed by sadness, Darth Academus attempts to sway Obi-Wan to his side. While initially rebuffed, he believes he can persuade Obi-Wan that he actually wants to join him with clever wordplay and linguistic wizardry. If you like the work I do, why not use the force to influence your dollars to become my dollars?:   / membership   The quick text was as follows: 02:07 Anakin: we could have stopped Yoda doing it, and I’m offering a chance for us to stop his behavior once and for all, and perhaps reclaim the 5% of the annual Jedi budget Master Yoda has appropriated for yet more gold-plated bidets. 03:50 Anakin: Irony and Paradoxes as a reading of TToDPTW has all the appeal of a sultry rancor wearing hutt lingerie and the kind of imagination that has seen technology evolve so dramatically over the past few millenia 05:31 Dooku: weary sigh 07:06 Anakin: our most esteemed masters were daily soiling themselves with politics 15:18 this is (legends) canon 15:24 pure undiluted horror 15:44 raw disappointment 19:28 you may have thought it was a continuity error, but this one scene shows Obi-Wan (and by inference Anakin) were in fact putting their cloaks on and off throughout this conversation 22:23 Obi: and then we can see if there's any way out of the idiocy you've managed to talk yourself into. Seriously, all the best assassins are sub-contracting these days. Where is your robot that dispenses bugs to do you dirty work!? 28:15 Obi-Wan: I think I can be onboard, if only so we can keep doing our bit where we talk at agonizing length about something they find deeply uninteresting rather than to the point where they will themselves into spontaneous brain aneurysms The thinkers were as follows: Jedi Master Pels'dorie - Isidore of Pelusium The Kilgi Thinker Althg - Alister E. McGrath Jedi Thinker Bruete Wagge - Walter Brueggemann We reference the article "Rethinking Church Models Through Scripture" in Theology Today where he provide three phases of Isreal's understanding in it's interrelationship with their god The Chagiran Girr Gzetusao thinker - Gustavo Gutiérrez His liberation theology was referenced Lord Daiman - Lord Daiman His piece "lalalala you're not real lalalalala" The Aqualish philosopher Wilodrih Gehel - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel The Serennian philosopher Trand Ussuel - Bertrand Russell Sapient Knowledge: Its Scope and Limits - which is actually the book Human Knowledge: Its Scope and Limits Tri’Nocentius – Pope Innocentius III Ineig Foec – Pope Boniface VIII Referencing Unam Sanctam The T'zaki thinker Machincoo - Niccolo Machiavelli We reference his famous work The Prince, but don't name drop it. Ggrreerrgg - Robert Greene We mentioned his book, The 48 Laws of Power Chancellor Bu’Ush – 100% fictional, I made them up. Obi-Wan Kenobi Irony and Paradoces Anakin Skywalker/Darth Academus Dichotomy Inherent within The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise - A New Reading Skywalker Core Four Not really thinkers, but Ani references apophatic and kataphatic approaches to theology, which are, respectively, negative theology and positive theology. Which define knowing god (or the force in this case) through negative or positive statements. The current stance of the Jedi Order is that of the Catholic Church, Gaudium et Spes, which is the pastoral constitution on the church in the modern world The voices are AI generated, heavily edited by me to make them sound how I envision them. The screenshots and footage were taken from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series, with captions added by ImgFlip. The Thumbnail was likewise created using Imgflip. All sound effects used were creative commons. The script was written by me, the editing of the video was likewise done by me.