Colin Quinn on O&A #1 — F-Word, Family Chaos, Tsunami Jokes

Colin Quinn's debut appearance on O&A opens with a rambling, profanity-soaked discussion of a CNN protester shouting "F Bush," spiraling into childhood memories of parental arguments and flying spaghetti. Opie and Anthony bring in their recurring caller Lady Di—a vocational disaster drunk who claims expertise on The Beatles but refuses to discuss her late son's father (who apparently committed suicide by train). The show derails through the inauguration, Billy Joel's credentials, Nicole Kidman's hotness, and a heated debate over whether to perform at a tsunami benefit. Jim Norton's voicemail from his mother—urging him to replace prostitute visits with gym sessions—provides a cringe-comedy climax. Colin stays characteristically sardonic throughout, defending his musical taste, mocking the show's chaos, and throwing out one-liners about Thailand sex tourism and Ralphie May. No clear direction; pure O&A chaos. Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Cold open: F-word on CNN, cursing in childhood 00:05:07 - Lady Di calls: Beatles expertise, son's father mystery 00:09:39 - Rich Vos, opening songs, Black Sabbath vs. Billy Joel 00:17:31 - Inauguration, Jenna Bush, presidential kids 00:18:16 - CNN protester audio, tsunami benefit debate 00:22:20 - Thailand sex tourism, Ralphie May, beach arguments 00:24:39 - Patty's gift fail, Lady Di callback, train suicide 00:26:58 - Rapid-fire subjects: Ashley Simpson, Jay Leno, Iraq 00:28:38 - Keith impression, profane sister talk 00:30:19 - Jim Norton's mother voicemail: gym over prostitutes --- Never Off Air — Archiving the Opie & Anthony XM era (2004-2014). Auto-transcribed and timestamped for searchability.