Villain Was Destined To DIE In A Dating Sim, So He Hid In A Dungeon And Stole All SSS Heroines

After getting reincarnated as the **ONLY male character in a yuri dating sim**, Greg discovers he has one special ability: Dying. Repeatedly. Spectacularly. After 81 playthroughs, he knows the safest strategy is hiding in a dungeon forever, stealing monster skills, eating grilled rabbit, and avoiding every heroine like they're contagious. Unfortunately, the moment he finally achieves peak cave-goblin lifestyle, the main heroine and her best friend literally fall into his river and drag the entire plot into his living room. Now he's desperately trying to survive while pretending he's a mysterious goddess agent, disarming death flags he's memorized from 1,380 personal death scenes, and explaining why mouth-to-mouth CPR definitely wasn't a romantic event. The game wants him dead. The heroines want him gone. And Greg just wants to go back to eating rabbit in peace.