If Roblox Was a AAA Game

Nine years. Four hundred million dollars. Three studs. ROBLOX: STAGE ONE, REMASTERED. The classic obby jump, rebuilt by a typical AAA studio: a 1:1 face with teeth, physically simulated bacon hair, a Kill Brick with a backstory, and dynamic Skip Stage pricing. The world record is 0.8 seconds. A parody. Not affiliated with Roblox. #roblox #parody #gaming #comedy #aaa