Drive It Like I Stole It

🎶Lyrics Long ago in New Eden, Ten years, give or take. I flew a busted Imicus, With fortunes left to make. I'd sniff around the deep safes, For something left alone. A Raven with no pilot? Well, buddy, that's going home! Find it! Mark it! Come back tonight! Get in range! Board it! WARP OUT OF SIGHT! I WANNA DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! Somebody left a battleship, Just hangin' in the sky! Strip it! Pack it! Sell it! And wave that hull goodbye! I WANNA DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! Oh, the good old days of nullsec, When a POS would run bone dry. The shields went down, the ships were out, Like Christmas in the sky! Domi's, Hulk's and Raven's, Cruisers still a score. Every time I cleaned one out, I'd go looking for some more! Find it! Mark it! Come back tonight! If nobody's in it, FINDERS' RIGHTS! I WANNA DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! Somebody left a battleship, Just hangin' in the sky! Strip it! Pack it! Sell it! And wave that hull goodbye! I WANNA DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! Then I came back from retirement, Got that old familiar itch. Loaded up the combat probes, And went looking to get rich. But the safes were bare and empty, Not a Raven to be seen. I said, "WHERE'D YOU HIDE THE SPACESHIPS?" They said... "Well..." You can steal a corvette. A CORVETTE?! I ain't crossed half of New Eden, For a ship worth pocket change! I used to steal your battleships! WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GAME?! I GOT MOUTHS TO FEED! I GOT BILLS TO PAY! I GOT A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE CRIMINAL CAREER TO SAVE! I WANNA DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! Give me somebody's Raven, Sitting pretty in the sky! I'll find it! Board it! Warp it! Before they realise why Their precious little battleship IS NOW MY RIDE! DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT, THAT'S WHY! FIND IT! BOARD IT! FLOOR IT! SELL IT! DRIVE IT LIKE I STOLE IT! CAUSE I STOLE IT THAT'S WHY