If Your Cat Ever Stands On Two Legs… ACT NORMAL

If your cat ever stands on two legs, act normal. The Office has seven rules for the night it happens, and most people don't make it past the third. The seventh can only be read at the end. FILE 018 from Room 0: an animated horror protocol about a quiet kitchen, a bowl on the floor, a box that isn't quite the right size, and a cat that has been paying very close attention for years. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your cat ever stands on two legs 0:18 File 018 0:40 Which one was the pet? 1:20 Rule 1: Act normal 2:05 Rule 2: Feed it at the usual time 2:56 Rule 3: Do not pick it up 4:02 Rule 4: Don't move the box 4:51 Rule 5: If it brings you a gift 5:31 Rule 6: Never leave your chair warm 6:15 Rule 7: [classified] 6:36 Smaller 7:24 File closed Watch it twice. The second time, keep an eye on the person. This is a work of fiction. The one real detail (a grave on Cyprus, about 9,500 years old, where a person was buried beside a cat) comes from published archaeology; everything else, including the Office, is invented. Animated, with a synthetic narrator. #analoghorror #horrorstory #cat