Titan's Lament (EVE Online Parody Song)

Soundcloud:   / titans-lament   This video is an EVE Online Parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton Lyrics: This was a Titan, I’m making a note here, huge success. It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction. Nullsec Alliance We drop what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, Except the ones in the dreads. But there’s no sense crying over ever deep safe. You just keep on flying till you run out of Quafe. And timers get done, And you loot a neat gun, For the people who are still alive. I’m not even angry. I’m being so, sincere, right now. Even through, you broke my reps, and killed me. And salvaged the pieces. And blew up the slaves, inside, my pod. As I cloned, it hurt because, I was so happy for you. Now these Titan bridges make a beautiful line, And we’re out of Provi We’re retreating on time. So I’m glad I got shot, Think of all the things you bought, For the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer, to stay, docked up. Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Legion. THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this Quafe is great. It’s so delicious and moist. Look at me still spinning when there’s combat to do. When I look out there, it makes me wish I was you. I’ve a coffin to refund, There’s logistics to be done. For the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I’m in hiding and I’m still alive. When you’re fighting I’ll be still alive. And when you’ve fled I will be still alive. Still alive, Still alive.