Wishlist It (I'm Shaking) - AI slop music video

I typed six words into an AI game maker this morning. It's on Steam now. Wishlist it. I'm shaking. Wishlist It (I'm Shaking) is a song about AI slop gaming: games made from one prompt, heroes with eleven fingers, trailers with dragons that aren't in the game, two hundred five-star reviews from nobody, and a bot that makes the sequel, buys the sequel and leaves itself five stars. Song made on Suno. Every frame animated in code (TypeScript and three.js). Would you wishlist it? Drop the six words you'd type in the comments. 0:00 Hey guys. Quick one. 0:18 Six words and a name 0:50 Wishlist it, I'm shaking 1:22 The hero's got eleven fingers 1:38 The algorithm's gonna love me 1:47 Two hundred five-star reviews 2:19 Launch day, three players 2:45 The bot made the game 3:14 Guys. Please wishlist it. LYRICS [Spoken Intro] Hey guys. Quick one. My game comes out today. I made it this morning. [Verse 1] The engine guy got up on stage Said "now anyone can make a game" So I quit my job at lunchtime Typed six words and gave it a name "Space. Corridor. Zombies. Guns. Loot. Epic." Hit enter, made a brew By the time the kettle clicked It had a logo and a trailer too [Pre-Chorus] No artist, no coder, no tester to pay Just me and a button and a Steam page [Chorus] Wishlist it, I'm shaking Six words and a price tag, seven ninety-nine Wishlist it, I'm shaking Two hundred five-star reviews and every one is mine I didn't write a line I didn't draw a frame Wishlist it, I'm shaking I made a video game [Verse 2] The hero's got eleven fingers And his sword is in the floor The trailer shows a dragon That's not in the game no more It's Minecraft, but it's legally distinct It's a plumber, but his hat is pink Eight thousand demos at Next Fest, babe Seventeen hundred made the same way [Pre-Chorus] No artist, no coder, no tester to pay The algorithm's gonna love me today [Chorus] Wishlist it, I'm shaking Six words and a price tag, seven ninety-nine Wishlist it, I'm shaking Two hundred five-star reviews and every one is mine I didn't write a line I didn't draw a frame Wishlist it, I'm shaking I made a video game [Bridge] Launch day, three players Refund, refund, refund Review says "is this a game?" Review says "the dragon owes me eight quid" Overwhelmingly negative So I patched it with a prompt Now the bot made the sequel And the bot bought the sequel And the bot left five stars No humans were involved [Final Chorus] Wishlist it, I'm shaking The bot made the game and the bot played the game Wishlist it, I'm shaking A million five-star reviews and nobody knows my name I didn't write a line I didn't draw a frame Wishlist it, I'm shaking I made a video game [Spoken Outro] Guys. Please wishlist it. I'm shaking. #AISlop #Suno #AIMusic