Angry Cops Seizes our Assets and Why He is NEVER Quitting his Cop Job

From lame fitness food, Medal of Honor shenanigans, borrowed valor, to real police chases, seized drug money, stalkers, and the darkest hypotheticals imaginable — this episode goes places YouTube would rather you didn’t. EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER with Firecracker Farms HOT SALT https://firecracker.farm and use code: MILK to save 10% and treat yourself to flavor Highly Recommend you try out the best fitting t shirts available at True Classic Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/PIE #trueclassicpod Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Follow us Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/yvrkdzca Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/yjnesc5m Caleb W Francis IG:   / calebwfrancis   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@calebwfrancis... Facebook:   / calebfranciscomedy   Heather Lynn: IG:   / heatherlynnoh   00:00 – Starting a Fire Immediately 02:00 – TikTok Fitness Food Is a Scam 06:00 – Greek Yogurt Has Gone Too Far 07:30 – Medal of Honor Prank Explained 11:00 – Stolen Valor & Why People Lose Their Minds 15:00 – Getting Caught Having Sex in Cars 22:00 – Crack Houses & Jump-Out Policing 27:00 – Fence-Smashing Foot Chase 35:00 – Seized Drug Money & Cars 44:00 – Officer Discretion Explained 52:00 – Stalkers, Restraining Orders & Carrying 1:02:00 – Hypotheticals Went Too Far 1:07:00 – Pepperbox-Only Chaos