Lanterns Episode 3 SUCKS – draw me like your pretty French girls | Our Reviews Will Kill You

🟢 Lanterns Episode 3 is out on HBO and we’re not impressed. Another slow, self-serious detour from the creators of Watchmen and True Detective: Night Country, and it shows. Our Reviews Will Kill You tears into the John Stewart origin flashback hour — the childhood trauma, the military stuff, the Guardian interview, the nonlinear prestige TV tricks, and the total stall on the actual mystery. Is this deep character work or just another overlong, artsy slog that thinks it’s smarter than the audience? Raw comedy, zero filter, maximum ork energy as we roast Episode 3. Spoilers ahead! Still watching or already checked out? Drop your hottest takes below. Subscribe so a Noob gets its wings. New reviews and chaos weekly! #Lanterns #LanternsHBO #GreenLantern #HBO #Episode3 #OutKast #TVReview #Watchmen #TrueDetective #TrueDetectiveNightCountry #DCU #AaronPierre #KyleChandler #OurReviewsWillKillYou #OrkReviews #ComedyReview #SpoilerReview Join this channel to get access to perks:    / @ourreviewswillkillyou