I Played Everything (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

My gauntlet? It varies. Announcing a Patreon!   / mtgremy   LYRICS: I’ve played Birthing Pod, Burn, Bogles, won some matches Turbo Fog, Turns, Goblins, Death and Taxes Boros, Rakdos, Orzhov, played some Gruul Simic, Izzet, Grixis, it was cool Infect, Slivers, Zombies, Miracles Fish, Blitz, Spirits, Mardu Vehicles I’ve played everything, man I’ve played everything, man Tapped Aladdin’s Ring, man Flipped Legion’s Landing, man Variety’s my thing, man I’ve played everything I’ve played Four-Post, Eight-Post, Twelve-Post, Hammer Time Stone-Blade, Death-Blade, Mage-Blade, Astral Slide Midrange, Aggro, Draw-Go, played for ante Mass Polymorph, Caw-Go, and Golgari Scapeshift, Maze’s End, Junk, every tribe Humans, Lions, Tigers, Bears Oh my… I’ve played everything, man I’ve played everything, man Kenrith, Returned King, man Marit Lage with Fling, man Variety’s my thing, man I’ve played everything I’ve played Landstill, Lands, Mill, Standstill, Superfriends Phasing, Krasis, Stasis, Lost some friends Koth, Pox, Ponza, 8-Rack, Temur Delver Red-Green Monsters, Maverick, and Charbelcher Solar Flare, Polar Bears, Elves and every weenie White Weenie, Pink Weenie, see what I mean-y I’ve played everything, man I’ve played everything, man Merfolk with Morphling, man Staticaster Ping, man Variety’s my thing, man I’ve played everything I’ve played Counterpost, Counter-Burn, Counter-Top, Kitchen Table Show and Tell, Tooth and Nail, Tempered Steel, and Top 8’d Twin and Snowko, Loam, Burn, Golos Stax Prison, Co-Co, Uro, and Hogaak High Tide, Sultai, All Skies, Mono Red Tron, Sligh, Jeskai, Dredgevine I’m in debt… I’ve played everything, man I’ve played everything, man Artifacts I swing, man Hornet Queen I sting, man Variety’s my thing, man I’ve played everything I’ve played everything… Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom. Subscribe to MTGRemy! https://www.youtube.com/mtgremy?sub_c... Filmed on iPhone during quarantine. Follow me at an appropriate social distance! Twitter:   / mtgremy   Instagram:   / mtgremy   Want to dress like Remy? WHY??? https://teespring.com/stores/mtgremy