I Laughed When My Cousin Had To Eat Cake Off The Floor At My 8th Birthday. 20 Years Later, I'm In...

I Laughed When My Cousin Had To Eat Cake Off The Floor At My 8th Birthday. 20 Years Later, I'm In His Office Begging For A Loan To Save My Parents' House. He Slid A Thick Folder Across The Desk: "Before I Answer — Read Page Two." It Was My Birth Certificate. And The Father's Name Was... #reddit #story #storytime #redditstorytime #viralvideo #redditstory #redditstories