BUTCHERED BMW is Back! (Super Saturday - Day1)

We're heading East to Philadelphia, PA for the MAACA Super Saturday training event! https://midatlanticaca.org/super-satu... But first we have a couple cars to diagnose along the way ;) Owner of the 2009 BUTCHERED BMW 328xi asked me to stop by for a follow-up diag after he sent out the busted ECM DME to get "refurbished"... Why is the BMW still a crank no-start?? BUTCHERED BMW PART 1:    • Dealer BUTCHERED this BMW?! (Crank No-Start)   IVAN'S PICO WAVEFORMS: https://drive.google.com/drive/folder... THINKTOOL PROS: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08XXWHQVJ?... Enjoy! Ivan