The Grand old Duke of York

Oh, the Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up the hill And marched them down again And when you're up, you're up And when you're down, you're down And when you're only half-way down You're neither up nor down! Oh, the Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up the hill And marched them down again And when you're up, you're up And when you're down, you're down And when you're only half-way up You're neither up nor down! Oh, the Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them down the hill And marched them up again And when you're up, you're up And when you're down, you're down And when you're only half-way up You're neither up nor down! Oh, the Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men He marched them up the hill And marched them down again And when you're up, you're up And when you're down, you're down And when you're only half-way up You're neither up nor down!