Call of Duty Zombies Directed Rex Infernus: STILL I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING xD

Welcome to another episode of random gaming session with Andrew. Today is a solo Call of Duty Zombies run. I am playing on directed mode. That implies a level of guidance. It implies I should know where I am going. I can assure you that I still have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Throughout this playthrough we tackle the hard-hitting mysteries of the universe. Where exactly are we supposed to get kills with the shadow rift? What am I actually supposed to use if the weapons I have been leaning on this entire time are fundamentally the wrong choice? And perhaps most importantly what is the meaning of life, if it is not slicing zombies into salsa with my sword? Spoiler alert for anyone hoping for a comprehensive tutorial or a philosophical breakthrough. These questions are explored with great enthusiasm and are not answered whatsoever. Enjoy the chaos.