Forkknight: The Legend of Azeroth | Metal ・ Alec

Mightier than Chuck Norris, manlier than Gaston, and feared by every raid boss in Azeroth! Lyrics: In the beginning, there was darkness Then came the Light And then A man so powerful Even the gods asked him to calm down His name Was Forkknight Hey hey hey hey Gaston looked into the glass And wished that he were him Chuck Norris heard his footsteps And knew his chances were slim He wrestled with a dragon And used its tail to floss He stormed into a dungeon And scared the final boss The boss heard his own music And knew his time was through For Forkknight raised his pitchfork And split the sky in two From Stormwind to Orgrimmar They whisper of his might When Azeroth is trembling You know who's come to fight Forkknight The legend of Azeroth Forkknight The man the gods all fear With a pitchfork in his mighty hands He makes the mountains roar Forkknight The hero we adore Hey hey Raise your beer Forkknight The legend's here But every mighty warrior Needs someone by his side A faithful little troublemaker Along for every ride His name is mighty Torchboy The master of the flame He accidentally burned the inn And Forkknight got the blame He pulled a hundred monsters While shouting I got this Then ran behind his hero And yelled I need assist Forkknight raised his pitchfork And gave a mighty grin Next time pull the whole damn raid Let the fun begin When Torchboy lights the battlefield And chaos fills the sky Forkknight merely lifts one hand And makes the dragons cry Forkknight The legend of Azeroth Forkknight The man the gods all fear With a pitchfork in his mighty hands He makes the mountains roar Forkknight The hero we adore Hey hey Raise your beer Forkknight The legend's here They say Forkknight once dropped his pitchfork The earth shook The mountains cracked And Deathwing Asked him to pick it up Forkknight I think I pulled the whole dungeon Good Now pull the other half He doesn't roll for treasure The loot just comes to him He doesn't need achievements He wins before they begin His pitchfork has no magic No runes upon its steel But when he grips the handle The gods themselves must kneel And Torchboy stands beside him His torch held to the sky Together they're a nightmare That makes the bosses cry No king can ever stop them No dragon wins the fight When Torchboy brings the fire And Forkknight brings the might Forkknight The legend of Azeroth Forkknight The man the gods all fear With Torchboy right beside him They'll conquer every shore Forkknight Forever evermore Forkknight The pitchfork and the flame Forkknight Remember his name No raid can ever stop them No boss can stand the fight All hail Torchboy All hail Forkknight Hey hey Forkknight Hey hey Torchboy One pitchfork and one fire Two legends side by side Uh Forkknight I think I pulled another boss Again