Melania Trump Becomes a Lolcow After Her Documentary Flops HARD at Box Offices

Melania Trump’s unnecessary documentary, narcissistically titled ‘Melania’, is getting the reception of a wet fart at early showings in movie theaters. Just one ticket was sold for its premiere at Vue’s largest flagship theater in London. In the States it doesn’t seem to be faring much better. People are posting screenshots of theaters that have zero reservations for the film’s Friday premiere, leading to widespread mockery on the internet. In this video we’ll talk about this pathetic film’s hilarious flop and discuss its blatantly corrupt origins. Sources: The Guardian - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2... RawStory - https://www.rawstory.com/melania-movie/# Fox News -    • Melania Trump makes URGENT plea amid anti-...   The Advocate - https://www.advocate.com/news/tim-coo... Rolling Stone - https://www.rollingstone.com/politics... NPR - https://www.npr.org/2026/01/27/nx-s1-... The Independent - https://www.the-independent.com/news/... AP News - https://apnews.com/article/ice-immigr... Chapters: 0:00 Melania Movie Reception 10:53 Behind the Scenes 13:08 Melania Mocked 16:37 CEOs Sucking Up ************** Support the Show: Patreon:   / humanistreport   YouTube Membership:    / @thehumanistreport   Membership via PayPal: http://www.humanistreport.com/support... ************** Mike's Book, 'Catalyze' is Now Available on All Major Retailers! Grab Your Digital or Paperback Copy Here: http://www.humanistreport.com/book.html ************** Visit Our Website: http://www.humanistreport.com/ Join Our Discord Server:   / discord   Join Our Subreddit:   / humanistreport   Like Us on Facebook:   / humanistreport   Follow Us on TikTok:   / humanistreport   Follow Us on Twitter:   / humanistreport   Follow Mike on Instagram:   / mike.figueredo   Follow Mike on Twitch:   / humanistreport   Subscribe to Our Second Channel:    / @mikefigueredo8841   Download the Opt-Out App: https://www.optout.news/ ************** The Humanist Report (THR) is a progressive political podcast that discusses and analyzes current news events and pressing political issues. Our analyses are guided by humanism and political progressivism. Each news story we cover is supplemented with thought-provoking, fact-based commentary that aims for the highest level of objectivity. #HumanistReport #MelaniaTrump