Nene and Towa fight for Dominance [hololive/engsub]

Momosuzu Nene and Tokoyami Towa play Monster Hunter Rise. Original Stream:    • 【MONSTER HUNTER RISE】🍑towawa nenene🍑【桃鈴ねね/...   Nene's Channel:    / @momosuzunene   Towa's Channel:    / @tokoyamitowa   Now, I’m no Adonis. I’m not smart, funny, or in any way desirable. But I was born with a luck stat of 99. When I was five, I found a real four-leaf clover in my Cheerios. When I was 19, I accidentally wrote out the entirety of Hamlet by banging my head on my laptop keyboard and handed it in as a term paper. My English Prof, Dr Peareshake, didn’t notice and I got an A+ and a full scholarship. And now that I’m 25, I have a devil and a girl from another planet trying to win my hand in marriage. The thing about luck, however, is that it always turns. “Konnyapi!” Towa barged into my flat, located downtown with an aerial view. I inherited it from a random old lady who had had a stroke and recovered with the peculiar side-effect of being convinced that I was her beloved grandson, William. I wasn’t, of course, but luck comes in many guises, including identity fraud and taking advantage of the elderly. Towa had hellish good looks, an infernal sense of style, and the voice of an angel. She skipped over to me and handed me a handmade herbarium in a clear glass bottle. She beamed at me as I thanked her. My heart skipped a beat and I felt I was ready right then and there to make a life-changing decision. Outside, several hundred feet in the air, Nene jumped out of a helicopter, equipped to the frills in Special Op gear, unfurled her flight suit and dove like a peregrine falcon straight at my bay window. She smashed through, sending shards of glass knifing through the air, and combat rolled across my living room. She bicycle kicked the herbarium I held in my hands, fracturing it into a cloud of fine silica dust and sending dried flowers flying through the room like the aftermath of a whale that had eaten too much bad curry. “Ora!” she taunted, flicking her fingers at Towa in the universally understood ‘Come get some’ gesture. Towa took her hat off and threw it to the floor. It scurried away like a small animal and hid under my couch. I dropped prone and crawled in after it. My flat rumbled with powerhouse blows, the furniture shook and cracked and broke under the force of pulverizing punches and rib-cracking kicks. I shared a look with Towa’s hat and an unspoken moment passed between us. Whichever one of us survived would honour the other by writing a chapter about them in their memoir. The melee continued and passed gradually into the bedroom like a storm moving out to sea. Abruptly, everything became silent. And then Nene spoke. “Hmmph… You’ve got moves...” “Wait till you watch me play Apex,” replied Towa. “You play Apex?” Nene's voice sounded excited. “Yeah. Wanna duo?” “Yes!” “Alright. But let’s take care of the trash first.” I looked at Towa’s hat, but it avoided my gaze like it didn’t know me and didn’t want to. Something yanked me by my leg from under the couch. Next thing I knew I was in a full-Nelson and Towa was re-enacting the meat locker scene from Rocky using my ribs. And then Nene was performing the Hulk and Loki scene from The Avengers and let’s just say I was not the Hulk. Finally, they left. Towa’s hat had spared me an ‘I’ll remember you’ look before it jumped back on Towa's head. As I lay dying, surrounded by the fractured glass and broken furniture of my semi-charmed life, I wondered if that one point I put into Endurance instead of Luck was a mistake. I noticed someone standing in the doorway. A young woman, red clothes, two different coloured eyes. She stepped into the room, closed the door behind her, and then locked it. Afterwards, I realized just how lucky it was that I had that one point in Endurance. PERSONAL PROMOTION DO NOT READ If you liked the nonsense above, check out the comedic, fantasy light novel I’m writing at: https://ko-fi.com/mapleleafpublicatio... Or don’t. You’re wonderful either way :)