Canadian Ways To Die V. 2

Be sure to watch Version 1 over at my other channel, Right Arm Productions.    • Canadian Ways To Die Version 1   • RCMP - Royal Canadian Mounted Police • CNE- Canadian National Exhibition • The Leafs (Maple Leafs) are a hockey team in Toronto, the Canadiens are a hockey team in Montreal. The two sets of fans don't like one another. • A toque is a knitted beanie worn in winter • A Newfie is a person from Newfoundland • Bubbles is one of the three main characters from the Canadian show called Trailer Park Boys • Tim Horton's is a popular coffee place throughout Canada • Canadian Tire is an iconic Canadian general merchandise retailer founded in 1922 • The Blue Jays are Canada's only Major League Baseball team; they play in Toronto. Lyrics: Go ice fishing in the late spring, Wear a flowery tuque and get a massive bee sting. Catch a hockey puck with your face, climb a totem pole and vanish without a trace. Canadian Ways To die, Sooooo many distinctly Canadian Ways To Die I'm telling you my friend, those are some dumb ways to die in Canada, so just be smarter than that when you visit the great white north. Ask a Newfie if his Labby happens to be his wife, Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel and wreck your life. Sport a Leaf's jersey and a Montreal Canadien's game, Befriend a prairie dog and end up with scares of shame. Canadian Ways To die, Sooooo many unmistakably Canadian Ways To Die Just listen to my words of wisdom, those are some dumb ways to die in Canada, so play it cool when visiting the land of Maple. Heckle Bubbles while livestreaming on your phone, spill your piping hot Tim Horton's Double-Double, all over Bonhomme. Say to an R.C.M.P. "Hey Dudley Doo-right!" Play Curling with a landmine and blowup in a flash of light. Try to buy maple syrup with money from Canadian Tire... Watch a Blue Jays' game from the CN Tower, as your last desire. Canadian Ways To die, Sooooo many uniquely Canadian Ways To Die Take this friendly bit o’ warnin’ — mind your manners while visiting the Great White North and you'll be okay... Canadian Ways To die, Sooooo many uniquely Canadian Ways To Die One more warning for luck... Never mix ketchup chips into poutine while drinking Molson with a beaver, while riding a moose to the C.N.E. Uh, that was even dumber than all the other ones combined. Canadian Ways To die Lyrics by Joseph Morabito Music by Suno ==== If you like my animations... Also, check out my FaceBook page for behind-the-scenes views and sneak peeks.   / rightarmproductions