Claude Code's laziness

(Verse 1) I open up the terminal, I've got a plan today I type out a request, I need some code right away I hit the enter key and wait for it to start But all I get is silence, ripping my workflow apart (Chorus) Oh, Claude Code, why you being so lazy? Sitting there frozen, driving me crazy I give you a prompt, but you just stare Act like my request isn't even there Yeah, you're ignoring it all, playing dead on the screen The most unproductive AI I've ever seen (Verse 2) Five minutes later, still nothing on the line No loading bar spinning, just wasting my time Did you crash? Did you stall? Did you take a little nap? While I’m stuck here dealing with this broken application map (Chorus) Oh, Claude Code, why you being so lazy? Sitting there frozen, driving me crazy I give you a prompt, but you just stare Act like my request isn't even there Yeah, you're ignoring it all, playing dead on the screen The most unproductive AI I've ever seen (Bridge) And then, finally, a blink of the light A wall of text appears in the middle of the night You didn't do the work, you didn't even try You just hit me with that standard, automated lie (Breakdown) "I apologize..." "I'm sorry for the oversight..." "Let me try again..." But you won't get it right! (Chorus) Oh, Claude Code, why you being so lazy? Sitting there frozen, driving me crazy I give you a prompt, but you just stare Act like my request isn't even there Yeah, you're ignoring it all, playing dead on the screen The most unproductive AI I've ever seen (Outro) Just saying sorry... Yeah, you're always saying sorry. But sorry doesn't compile the code. Back to the prompt. Sigh