New Protag, Same Nightmare | Resident Evil 2 Remake

Editor-San Incident Report #012: Management officially began Claire Route B under the false assumption that prior experience would somehow reduce suffering. Instead, Lord Xanxus immediately entered RPD with approximately three revolver shots, no inventory space, and growing resentment toward Claire’s poverty-spec storage capacity. Workplace morale declined further after reminiscing on Leon and Ada’s unresolved flirting, forcing management to formally declare, “Ada beat you to his heart, baby girl,” before resuming survival operations. Conditions rapidly devolved into what can only be described as “same nightmare, different employee” as burning zombies ignored basic laws of combustion, Marvin unexpectedly returned for overtime, and management realized prior map knowledge meant absolutely nothing when every hallway became a humanitarian crisis. Despite repeated tactical retreats, aggressive panic-routing, and several formal complaints about coworkers refusing to stay dead, the shift concluded with management barricaded in a save room while an upstairs resident attempted unauthorized entry and Editor-San quietly accepted that Claire’s route may, in fact, be significantly more disrespectful. #residentevil2remakeclaire #residentevil #residentevil2remake ►Join us on discord!   / discord   ►Twitter:   / malevolent_xtkc   ►Instagram:   / malevolent.xtkc   ►Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/52Zqu...