Things You're Forced To Do To Not Seem Like a Psychopath

00:00 The Checkout Conveyor Barrier 01:34 The Car Lock Double-Check 02:51 The Phone Shield 04:07 The 'I Was Just Stretching' Gambit 05:18 The Menu Pretense 06:30 The Courtesy Laugh 07:46 The Multiple Sneeze Protocol 09:04 Pretending to Care About Baby Photos