Somebody Has To Say It! 🍻 A Paladin's Tavern Sing-Along [Funny D&D Paladin Song]

#Bardcore #DnDPaladin #TavernSong #FantasyFolk #FunnyDnD Nobody reads the terms but her. Nobody asks who owns the key. The bard signed away "any price" and sealed it with a pair of dice — and when she said "we shouldn't go," you cheered. And went. Of course. She is the youngest one at the table and the only adult in the room: the paladin who reads the fine print by the fire and found the clause about the pyre. You call it stiff. You call it slow. She calls it EVERYBODY GOES HOME — with both their hands and their name. So groan all you want, The Rolling Flagon knows the chorus by heart: somebody has to say it. WE KNOW. Rule one? DON'T DIE. Rule two? PAY UP. Rule three... say it with her now. 🎵 Lyrics [Intro] HEY! HEY! NOBODY MOVE. PAGE THREE. [Chorus] Somebody has to say it! WE KNOW! Somebody has to say it! WE KNOW! You signed a page you didn't read, You swore an oath you didn't HEED! Somebody has to say it! HEY! HEY! So groan — I'll read it line by line! But WE go home with what we swore — And WE all walk out CLEAN. That's FINE! [Verse 1] Nobody reads the terms but me, Nobody asks who owns the key, The bard agreed to "any price," And sealed it with a pair of DICE. I read the fine print by the fire, I found the clause about the pyre, And when I said "we shouldn't go" — You cheered. And went. Of course. I KNOW. [Chorus] Somebody has to say it! WE KNOW! Somebody has to say it! WE KNOW! You signed a page you didn't read, You swore an oath you didn't HEED! Somebody has to say it! HEY! HEY! So groan — I'll read it line by line! But WE go home with what we swore — And WE all walk out CLEAN. That's FINE! [Verse 2] But no one here has ever swung, No debt has ever left us hung, No bailiff's come to take the door, No oath of ours has burned before. You call it stiff. You call it slow. I call it: EVERYBODY GOES Back home with both their hands and name — So groan. I'll read it just the same! [Bridge] Rule one! DON'T DIE! Rule two! PAY UP! Rule three — and say it with me now — READ IT FIRST! READ IT FIRST! [Fiddle Solo] [Chorus] Somebody has to say it! WE KNOW! Somebody has to say it! WE KNOW! You signed a page you didn't read, You swore an oath you didn't HEED! Somebody has to say it! HEY! HEY! So groan — I'll read it line by line! But WE go home with what we swore — And WE all walk out CLEAN. That's FINE! [Outro] ...Fine. Read it. ...Thank you. Now DRINK. Like all Rolling Flagon songs, this one was brewed with AI music tools (Suno) and a human hand on the pen, the pick, and the pour. The artwork came from AI image tools and a lot of tavern nights. Subscribe and join the chorus — every class gets its song eventually. 🍻 #SomebodyHasToSayIt #TheRollingFlagon #PaladinSong #DnDMusic #MedievalFolk #TavernSingAlong #CelticPunk #Paladin #TTRPG #SingAlong #FantasyMusic