Stamina IN motion e1000 Elliptical Trainer Squeaks and I eat a little crow

Resident Comment: My elliptical machine makes so much noise I can't use it. Someone looked at it, at a clinic. I came in at the tail end and took it home because we couldn't get it open. Spoiler: I got it open. We didn't need to. Akums razor strikes again. Squeak fixed.