I'm Not The Dragon's Darling | Funny D&D Bard Song About a Dragon

Funny D&D tavern rock song “I'm Not The Dragon's Darling” turns one harmless bridge conversation into a full tavern rumor: one bard, one dragon, one discount on the toll, and absolutely no romance involved. She only wanted to cross the fiery bridge. Now the whole tavern calls her Wyrm-Wife Jane, the dragon keeps leaving crispy venison at her door, and nobody will listen when she says it was just a little chat. Expect explosive fantasy tavern rock, electric guitars, bagpipes, boot-stomping chaos, dragon gossip, loud group vocals, and a chorus made for shouting in total denial. Elowen says: “Traveler, let this be a lesson. Compliment a dragon’s scales once and suddenly the whole tavern is planning your wedding feast. Drink fast, deny everything, and never negotiate tolls with anything that has wings.” 🍻🐉 Perfect for: • D&D campaigns and tabletop RPG nights • funny dragon encounters and bard trouble • tavern rumors, chaotic party recaps, and fantasy comedy • fantasy rock, tavern rock, and drinking song playlists • adventurers who rolled too well on persuasion and now regret everything If your party has ever turned one innocent conversation into the worst rumor in town, this one’s for you. 📜 Lyrics: I barreled into the "Prancing Pig" to get a pint of ale And every patron leapt to feet and roared a raucous tale! They slapped my back and bought me drinks and called me "Wyrm-Wife Jane" I tried to speak, I tried to squeak but all my words were vain! I swear I didn't romance him, I didn't bat an eye But now they're toasting to the beast that rules the sky! I didn't flirt! (No!) I didn't wink! (No!) I only had a little chat Let me explain before you drink I swear to gods it wasn't that I'm Not the Dragon's Darling! (Hey!) No, no, not the dragon's darling! I only wanted a discount on the toll! I'm Not the Dragon's Darling! (No!) No, no, not the dragon's darling! I'm losing my mind and I'm losing my soul! He's leaving crispy venison on my welcome mat I'm Not the Dragon's Darling won't you listen to the chat?! (Drink!) Now listen to the rapid-fire reason why I'm stressed A seventy-ton salamander thinks we are obsessed! I rolled a twenty on my speech to cross the fiery bridge And now he's dropping roasted elk across the mountain ridge! He left a charred and giant deer right on my balcony I'm begging you to tell the beast to stay away from me! I didn't kiss! (No!) I didn't coo! (No!) I only said his scales were bright What is a frightened bard to do? He sang me lullabies all night! I'm Not the Dragon's Darling! (Hey!) No, no, not the dragon's darling! I only wanted a discount on the toll! I'm Not the Dragon's Darling! (No!) No, no, not the dragon's darling! I'm losing my mind and I'm losing my soul! He's leaving crispy venison on my welcome mat I'm Not the Dragon's Darling won't you listen to the chat?! (Drink!) Look, I appreciate the gesture, really but a six-legged charred stag blocks my front door every Morning... I don't want a hoard! I don't want a ring! I just want to run away and sing! I'm Not the Dragon's Darling! (Hey!) No, no, not the dragon's darling! I only wanted a discount on the toll! I'm Not the Dragon's Darling! (No!) No, no, not the dragon's darling! I'm losing my mind and I'm losing my soul! He's leaving crispy venison on my welcome mat I'm Not the Dragon's Darling won't you listen to the chat?! (Drink!) Please stop the rumors... (Shh!) Oh no, I hear wings... 🗺️ Continue the Night: ➡️ Funny DnD Songs & RPG Party Moments | Elowen Starfell    • Everyone Loves The Zweihander ⚔️ | Funny D...   ➡️ DnD Tavern Drinking Songs | Raise a Mug with Elowen Starfell    • Everyone Loves The Zweihander ⚔️ | Funny D...   ➡️ The Heart Tavern | Complete Tavern Songs by Elowen Starfell    • Dice On The Table | Upbeat D&D Tavern Song...   🎧 My Music is Available Here: 🟢 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5HsvT... 🍎 Apple Music / iTunes:   / elowen-starfell   🎚️ Audio: AI assisted first draft, then refined from stems in a traditional DAW: arrangement, editing, mixing, mastering. 🎨 Visuals: AI artwork + editing. 🖋️ Lyrics: Handmade. 🕯️ Concept: Funny D&D Tavern Rock Song #dndmusic #dndsong #dungeonsanddragons #tavernsong #tabletoprpg #rpgmusic #fantasyrock #funnydnd #dragon #elowenstarfell