Charlie Manson Wishes You Happy Holidays - SOUTH PARK

Charlie finally understands what the holidays are all about and knows he deserves to go to prison. Charlie feels so good he sings a song about it. "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" S02 Subscribe to South Park:    / @southpark   Watch more South Park:    / southpark   About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram:   / southpark   Twitter:   / southpark   Facebook:   / southpark   #SouthPark #SouthParkS02 EXT. GRANDMA CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DAY The policemen still stand ready outside of the house. POLICEMAN (Through megaphone) Ninety marshmallow... STAN'S MOTHER Gas 'em!! Gas the whole house!! POLICEMAN Ninety-one marshmallow... (To Chief ) This is making me hungry for marshmallows. (Through megaphone) Ninety-two marshmallow... Just then, the door opens. The policemen all cock their guns. A small white flag appears from the door. Kenny walks out, holding the white flag. POLICE CHIEF LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A WHITE FLAG!!! Everybody gets down and seeks protection behind their cars. They start firing, riddling Kenny's body with bullets. Kenny falls to the ground, dead. Manson pops his head out. CHARLIE MANSON Oh my God! They killed the little orange coat kid! KYLE (Popping his head out) You bastards! Everyone comes out the front door holding up their arms. The boys, The Cartman's and Charlie and Stan, side by side. Slowly the policemen stand up. POLICE CHIEF (cont'd) They're surrendering! The police all rush over to Manson and Uncle Howard. They immediately tackle them, beat them up a bit and then slap the cuffs on. A few policemen jump on Kenny's dead body and start beating him up and handcuffing him. POLICEMAN 2 Alright you! Spread 'em! Meanwhile, the police Chief arrests Manson. POLICE CHIEF You're going back to prison to rot, Manson! CHARLIE MANSON Good. I deserve to. POLICE CHIEF What?! CHARLIE MANSON I can never make it up to families that I destroyed, but at least I'll make an example for anyone else thinking that crime is an answer. POLICE CHIEF Stop that! CHARLIE MANSON You see... I get it now! I finally understand what the holidays are all about!! Boys, don't you see? Kyle, Cartman and Stan look at Charlie. CHARLIE MANSON (cont'd) You can't let things get you down during the holidays, because being happy is what the holidays are all about! KYLE Charlie's right, I'm not gonna let some fake Mr. Hankey spoil MY Holidays! The filming crew turns its cameras on Manson. CHARLIE MANSON I've been such a bastard all these years... And I finally understand! And it... It feels great... I feel like I'm in my own Christmas special! You see... (SINGING) HOLIDAYS ARE THAT SPECIAL TIME, WHEN WE LAUGH AND SING AND FEEL WARM AND COZY; FORGET ABOUT BEING ANGRY FOR A DAY... Everyone looks at each other and smiles. Elvin runs to Manson, who picks him up. CHARLIE MANSON (cont'd) REMEMBER HOW IT FELT TO BE A CHILD, OPENING PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING... THAT'S THE FEELING THAT WE SHOULD ALL SHARE NOW; They all stand together holding hands and swaying to the music in front of Cartman's Grandma's house. CHARLIE MANSON SO I SAY HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HOLLY, HOLLY, HOLLY, HOLLY, HOLIDAYS... HAPPY, HAPPY, HOLLY, HOLLY, HAPPY, LAPPY, LAPPY, LOLLY, HOLIDAYS... HAPPY KWANZA TOO, FROM ME TO YOU. CHARLIE MANSON Happy Holidays you guys. POLICE CHIEF Happy Holidays, Bob. POLICEMAN Happy Holidays, Chief. POLICE CHIEF Come on, Manson, you belong in jail. CHARLIE MANSON You're darn right I do! The policemen haul Manson off. Meanwhile, Uncle Howard is being handcuffed by several other policemen. UNCLE HOWARD Well, I guess I'll be going, mom and dad, I hope you can forgive me. GRANDMA CARTMAN Oh of course we forgive you, son. It was nice of you to pop in for the holiday. GRANDPA CARTMAN Yes, now watch that ass in prison son. UNCLE HOWARD I always do. See ya, Eric. Thanks for all your help. CARTMAN See ya, Uncle Howard. Thanks for being such a great role model for me... (To himself) Piece of crap. And meanwhile, Stan is standing with his parents. STAN I hope YOU can forgive ME too, mom. STAN'S MOTHER Oh, Stanly... let's just forget the whole thing, and have a nice holiday back home! STAN Really? STAN'S FATHER Sure... We'll punish you AFTER the holidays! STAN Hooray! I mean - wait - what? REPORTER And so, Manson is hauled back off to jail to rot in his cell. Everything is back to normal, and I guess the only thing left to say is... God Bless us... Everyone.