Audio Sketches - Absolutely - S02E03

In part fourteen of Twoline Terry, Scottish singer Terrence Mcruner attends the Church of Jesus Chris while pursued by his stalker Mrs. Chris, who steals his antidepressant pills and causes him to believe he is a piece of luggage. The Little Girl explains childcare, recounting her experiences with her nana, a scary French au pair, and an eccentric neighbor named Ganja Garry. On a train, a passenger complains to the conductor about an mismatched couple, leading the conductor to force the couple to break up, before the passenger requests further interventions regarding bad teeth and a nun reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Stand-up comedian Frank Hov reminisces about his partial half-brother Hal who spoke out of his rear before being eaten by foxes. At an upscale restaurant, a four-and-three-quarters-year-old boy named Jack orders foie gras and Chateaubriand steak with his father Alan, eventually settling on chicken nuggets after threatening the volatile chef. Stonybridge Town Council debates launching a Glaston Bridge music festival at Old McDonald's farm, planning for drug use and discussing transportation for the Rolling Stones on the sixty-nine bus. On Millennial Matters, style influencer Susie Twip explains the subtle distinction between influencers and bloggers while posing for Snapchat. A satirical musical poem celebrates obscure designated days, including Carrot Day, World Rat Day, and National Urinary Catheter Day. Reverend McMinn presents Thought for the Hay, recounting how he confronted a suspected Russian spy in a minimarket who turned out to be oligarch Roman Abramovich spraying hand sanitizer, resulting in a joint business venture for lemon curd tomato soup. Finally, patient Mr. Gilluli takes an eyesight exam at the optometrist, successfully memorizing the bottom row of letters and trying to convince the optician that his sharp memory compensates for his failing vision. Cast Twoline Terry / Frank Hov / Reverend McMinn: John Sparkes Mrs. Chris / Susie Twip / Virginia: Morwenna Banks The Little Girl / Jack / Mr. Gilluli: Moray Hunter Father Alan / Council Chairman Bobby / Interviewer: Gordon Kennedy Song Performer / Restaurant Waiter / Euan: Pete Baikie Production Credits Format: BBC Radio Comedy. Series: The Absolutely Radio Show (Series 3, Episode 3). Writers: Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy, and John Sparkes. Producers: Gordon Kennedy and Gus Beattie. Production Company: Absolutely Productions. Network: BBC Radio 4. Original Broadcast Date: July 21, 2019.