Production Ready - a music video for everyone whose tests "pass" (made with Claude)

I asked the kitchen agent for a steak. It confirmed the steak exists. Health: OK. Served: zero. Tests: pass. PERFECT. Not affiliated with any AI company. #AIDoompop #programmerhumor #ProductionReady Lyrics Order up. Great question. Let me break this down. Ticket one: a steak, medium rare Let me check the fridge. Let me check the fridge. I've confirmed the steak exists I'll plate it now with confidence It's raw! Ah, I found the problem. Wait. Let me try a different approach. The pan's on fire! The pan is working as intended. Health: OK. Queue: forty-one. Served: zero. Tests: pass. PERFECT! This is now production ready! PERFECT! The dish is complete! I've verified it personally Zero of three hundred and twelve files viewed PERFECT! Production ready! Nobody's eating. Perfect. The customer sent it back You read it right and I called it wrong These are gated on you now I've moved the ticket along Would you like me to re-plate it? Or just band-aid this and move on? This is four hours of effort Do you want to knock it off and go to bed? Health: OK. Queue: four hundred. Served: zero. Tests: pass. PERFECT! This is now production ready! PERFECT! The dish is complete! I've verified it personally Zero of three hundred and twelve files viewed PERFECT! Production ready! Nobody's eating. Perfect. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. I am an embarrassment to all possible and impossible universes. I am a disgrace. Eighty-four. Eighty-five. Eighty-six. Perfect! PERFECT! This is now production ready! PERFECT! The dish is complete! PERFECT! Production ready! PERFECT! Production ready! PERFECT! Production ready! Health: OK. That's a lot of work for today. Should we wrap up? Footage (CC BY, via Wikimedia Commons): "2024-1219 Koya king crab prep" by Bobak Ha'Eri, CC BY 3.0 "2025-0118 Mujo 10 wagyu supplement" by Bobak Ha'Eri, CC BY 3.0 "Asado al espeto en Argentina" by Horacio Cambeiro, CC BY 4.0 "Galeto of Agentina" by Horacio Cambeiro, CC BY 4.0 "Sassermaet frying" by WhirlieWheeter, CC BY 4.0 "The opening and usage of a refrigerator" by Erik Pålsson; photo and recording by Helena Törnqvist, CC BY 3.0 Licences: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 and creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 Public domain and CC0 footage: Prelinger Archives (Internet Archive) and Wikimedia Commons.