Everything stupid about every single console

*not actually every single one you IDIOT!!! do you think I have ALL DAY?!? It's not like I'm unemployed or anyth- oh Don't take this video too seriously, I'm just the mayor of gooberville here to speak to all fellow goofballs about the rambunctiousness of our city (my channel). Look at our city, it's beautiful. Full of lollygaggers and nincompoops. Nobody can handle our whimsical appreciation of sillyness. Our daily diet consists of overly sized lollipops and gargantuanly ridiculous jawbreakers. We wear hats with cool swagalicious propellers because we be flying up into SPACE with our epicness and awesomesauceness. LE EPIC!!! ☆ LINKS ☆ Sweaty gamer group → discord.gg/ZT6rZvqC2r Twitching on the floor →   / lumenaus   Defunct bird →   / lumenaus   ☆ MUSIC USED (in order) ☆ [time / source - name] 0.15 / Earthbound - Buy Somethin', will ya? 0.30 / TLoZ: Majora's Mask - Last Day (bells included) 0.38 / Earthbound - Buy Somethin', will ya? 0.51 / Super Mario Bros 3 - Overworld Theme 2 1.07 / Super Mario Bros 2 - Overworld Theme 1.28/ Earthbound - Sanctuary Guardians 1.34 / Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island - Athletic Theme 1.46 / ? - Yankee Doodle (Fife and Drum) 2.00 / Super Mario Odyssey - New Donk City 2.17 / TLoZ: BOTW - Goron City Day 2.35 / Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens 2.57 / Crash Twinsanity - Theme 3.11 / Spider-Man 2 The Game - Pizza Theme 3.32 / Animal Crossing - Mr. Resetti 3.54 / Super Smash Bros. Melee - Yoshi's Island 4.23 / Super Smash Bros. Melee - Great Bay 4.46 / Quiplash - Background 5.37 / Fibbage 3 - Lobby Instrumental 6.05 / Quiplash 3 (can you tell I've been playing a lot?) - Round 2 Write 6.13 / TLoZ: BOTW - Mipha's Theme 6.25 / New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Overworld 6.58 / Nintendo Wii - Wii Shop Channel 7.43 / Super Mario Galaxy - The Honeyhive 8.05 / TLoZ: Twilight Princess - Malo Mart Theme 8.25 / Sonic Adventure - Windy and Ripply 8.39 / Wii Party - Minigame Rules 8.45 / Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Chemical Plant 8.50 / Original Jingle by me :) 8.59 / Diddy Kong Racing - Pirate Lagoon 9.10 / Sonic Adventure - Welcome to Station Square 9.25 / TLoZ: Skyward Sword - Groose's Theme 10.05 / Luigi's Mansion - E. Gadd's Lab 10.18 / Earthbound - Apple Kid's Theme 10.36 / Kirby Super Star - Cocoa Cave 10.56 / TLoZ: Ocarina of Time - Inside a House 11.34 / New Super Mario Bros. Versus - VS. Sky 11.43 / Animal Crossing Wild Word - 9am 11.56 / Nintendo DSi - Shop Theme 12.14 / Tomodachi Life - Map Day 12.33 / TLoZ: Twilight Princess - Malo Mart Theme (again) 12.48 / Super Mario 3D Land - Special 8 Map 13.04 / Super Mario Odyssey - Bubblaine 13.24 / Psychonauts - The Mental Minx's Cranial Party 13.29 / Luigi's Mansion - E. Gadd's Lab 13.42 / Super Mario 64 - Metallic Mario 13.54 / Luigi's Mansion - Training Results 14.03 / Super Mario 3D World - Super Bell Hill 14.35 / Luigi's Mansion - Intro Theme 14.40 / TLoZ: The Wind Waker - Outset Island 15.11 / Crash Bandicoot 3 - Warp Room 15.46 / Super Smash Bros. Melee - Targets! 16.34 / Mario Kart Double Dash!! - DK Mountain + Dino Dino Jungle 17.04 / TLoZ: BOTW - Hateno Village 17.14 / Original jingle by me :) again. 17.22 / Mario Kart Double Dash!! - Rainbow Road. It's called a road, it's called a rainbow road! 17.50 / Luigi's Mansion - E. Gadd's Lab why did I use so much music Anyways thanks for watching. Currently as of uploading we have just hit 1,600 subs!! YAY!!! I can't wait to see how you all love this video, it took me a looooong time to finish up but if all goes well, this will pivot the channel in the best direction it's ever been. Thank you for the tremendous and continuous support over the last couple of months, it means the world to me no matter how many times I say it.  Never ever ever give up!! :)