ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES - The Ultimate DM Revenge Song

They burned the forest. They robbed the village. They killed the questgiver on sight before he said a single word. So the DM smiled, reached behind the screen... and rolled the only ending left. "Rocks Fall" is a comedic D&D tavern song about the most sacred rule at any gaming table: mess with the campaign enough, and the Dungeon Master WILL end it. What starts as a solemn funeral march for one very patient DM explodes into a full New Orleans-style brass band celebration, because honestly, he earned it. If you've ever derailed a campaign, ignored every warning sign, stolen a horse mid-plot, or heard the dreaded words "roll a new character," this one's for you. Got your own "rocks fall" story? Drop it in the comments, we want to hear how you ruined your DM's campaign. New tavern songs every week. Subscribe and pull up a chair. #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TabletopRPG #DnDSong #DungeonMaster #DnDHumor #TTRPG #MadTavern #DnDMusic #RocksFall    / @madtavern