This Is How You DON'T Play Super Mario Sunshine Part 1 (0utsyder Edition)

Prepare yourself for 3 hours of a 35 year old man failing at a game meant for children, blaming everything from momentum, physics, "glitches," the devs, and everything but himself for his simple and predictable failings. I'm done doing a ton of counters, never again. My head exploded from this one. Late as all hell but you know what? it's all good. part 2 to come soon as I can tolerate the cringe