Lamar a No-Show, Three F's, and QB4 Jacoby Brissett | Ravens Mauled by Jaguars

Fourth straight loss. Three straight by 20-plus points, a first in team history. Four straight games under 14 points, another first. Mike Preston has two words for it: "rock bottom." Jerry Coleman and the Baltimore Sun's Mike Preston go through the Jaguars game piece by piece: seven Wildcat snaps in the first half, not one pass longer than 10 yards, zero halftime adjustments, back-to-back false starts by Ronnie Stanley and Mark Andrews at home, a 52-yard completion on the second play of the game against Marlon Humphrey, and Jaguars fans chanting "MVP" for Trevor Lawrence in Baltimore. Preston on Marlon asking the fans to cheer: "How about you make a play?" On Joe Fagnano: "He's not the guy. He will never be the guy." On the offense: "This was a high school offense." And on Lamar Jackson, who stood on the sideline for Tyler Huntley but was nowhere to be seen for Fagnano: "He was a no-show. That's a statement in itself." Then QB4. The Ravens gave up draft picks for journeyman Jacoby Brissett, six teams and 19 sacks in eight games in Arizona. Preston: "He's the savior. Fix it up, Ben." Jerry: hopefully there's no regret with Brissett. Plus the trade deadline (Derrick Henry: "It's about the ring"), Jake Moody's 53-yarder and the Tyler Loop groin mystery ("That's how you hide players"), Nate Wiggins' "illness" ("Ray Lewis would have played"), and a report card with three F's and two D-minuses. Where's Trey Hendrickson? "At the bank twice a month." Next up: the winless Chargers on Monday Night Football. Preston picked them for the Super Bowl. Back a week from Tuesday. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 0:00 Intro 1:07 For the Birds: fourth straight loss, three straight by 20-plus, 1-3 at home 1:43 Preston: "They're at rock bottom." Zero halftime adjustments 3:15 This team won't tank: Bisciotti, the AFC North and the Brissett trade 4:23 Who's tradeable? "Derrick Henry, that gets a little interesting" 5:04 Not one pass longer than 10 yards. Why? 5:48 The Jaguars knew the Wildcat was coming: "Players talk" 7:18 False starts: Stanley and Andrews back to back, at home 7:52 "There's a cadence problem on this team," and it goes back to camp 8:56 Lamar: no word on surgery, and a no-show on the sideline 9:31 Preston: "Thumb injury? Get out of here with that lame excuse." 11:04 "Joe's the guy"? "He will never be the guy." 13:03 "Thank goodness Jack Daniel's is one of our sponsors" 13:18 Joe Fagnano: 3 points on the opening drive, then nothing 14:30 "This was a high school offense" 16:16 Declan Doyle: 7 Wildcat snaps, 4 of 13 on third down, 227 yards 17:39 Derrick Henry fades again; not catching Emmitt Smith at this rate 18:36 Zay Flowers: the sour look, and a locker with nobody next to it 20:05 Ja'Kobi Lane: zero targets, and body language that gives away the play 21:12 "The Ravens looked like a team that had never practiced" 21:55 Break 26:32 The defense: 52 yards on the second play, against Marlon Humphrey 27:09 Marlon wants the fans to cheer: "How about you make a play?" 27:59 Parker Washington with 58 seconds left: "No one within the zip code" 28:58 "I'm still chasing the perfect game." How about a perfect half? 29:14 No sacks, 13 yards per catch, Madubuike offsides on fourth down 30:00 "It goes back to the head coach. That's on you." 30:38 Kyle Hamilton's hip, and why he can't keep playing linebacker 32:18 Nate Wiggins out with "illness"; Malaki Starks caught napping 33:03 Mark Andrews booed at home 33:37 Minter won't say if Lamar had surgery: "Tell the people" 34:47 "That's a Harbaugh rule" 35:34 Trey Hendrickson: one tackle. The guy they miss is Tavius Robinson 37:00 "Ray Lewis would have played. Ed Reed would have played." 37:35 Jake Moody's 53-yarder and the Tyler Loop mystery 39:04 "Egg on the face of Eric DeCosta." "That's how you hide players." 41:47 "He does not pee his pants" 43:00 Reset with Brissett? "Hopefully there's no regret with Brissett" 44:30 Sacked 19 times in 8 games in Arizona: "He'll feel right at home" 44:59 Trade deadline: Henry, Bateman and "It's about the ring" 47:08 The winless Chargers: "I picked those bums to go to the Super Bowl" 48:17 How does ESPN promote this game? 49:21 Last time the Chargers started 0-7, their QB was Jim Harbaugh 50:28 Preston on the crowd in the rain: "A legion of Baltimore fans" 52:01 Mike Preston's Report Card 52:40 Quarterback: F (10 of 18, 60 yards, 22.7 rating) 53:12 "Get beat 55-10 or lose 44-34. You still lost." 53:44 Running backs: B- (Justice Hill, 85 yards and a 65-yard TD) 54:29 Offensive line: D- ("At least the quarterback made it through the game") 55:20 Receivers: F (5.2 yards per catch) 55:56 Defensive line: C 56:42 Linebackers: D- ("Where's Trey Hendrickson? At the bank twice a month.") 57:19 Secondary: F ("I'm tired of watching them play") 58:13 Special teams: C ("Please put Ali out there instead of Wester") 59:22 Coaching: D ("Can't blame it on John Harbaugh") 1:00:40 MVP chants in your own stadium: "That irritates me, and I don't even play for them"