If You Hear Purring Under Your Blanket But Your Cat Is In The Doorway... DON'T STOP PETTING

If something is purring under your blanket and your cat walks in from the kitchen, do not stop petting, do not lift the blanket and do not look down. Here are the 9 rules. Every cat owner knows the warm weight that curls up on your lap while the TV is on. In this analog horror story, the Dreadify office explains what to do when your only cat is standing in the doorway, why the black TV screen is not your friend, why you should blink slowly at your cat, what kneading really means, why the purr never stops for breath, and what to do when the autoplay starts counting down. FILE INDEX 0:00 When your cat walks in from the kitchen 0:23 Rule 1 - Keep petting 1:05 Rule 2 - Do not lift the blanket 1:48 Rule 3 - Blink slowly at your cat 3:18 Rule 4 - Let it knead 4:12 Rule 5 - Do not touch the remote 5:13 Rule 6 - Keep petting when the purring stops 6:01 Rule 7 - Let your cat come closer 6:57 Rule 8 - Leave when the autoplay counts down 7:57 Rule 9 - The night it comes out REAL EVIDENCE IN THIS FILE Slow blinking: in 2020, researchers at the University of Sussex found that cats are more likely to approach a person who slow-blinks at them (Humphrey et al., Scientific Reports, 2020). The purr: a cat's purr vibrates at roughly 25 to 150 times a second. Kneading: cats knead because kittens knead their mother to get milk flowing. The incident files in this video are fiction. Filed by the Dreadify office, where every case starts with something familiar. A work of fiction.