Ranking the Top 5 Real Housewives Songs of All Time | What’s Your Order?

Is there anything more special and timeless than a Real Housewives pop single? From Countess Luann to Candiace Dillard Bassett, Bravo has given us so many unexpected songbirds over the years, each with a unique artistic voice. Whether they have raw talent or simply a fresh perspective on what it means to “hit notes,” their music lives on in our ears. Lara Marie Schoenhals (Sexy Unique Podcast) joins Ben to rank the definitive Housewives songs of all time. Fair warning: we recorded this episode mere hours before Lisa Barlow dropped her 2026 diss-track anthem “Hypocrisy and Bullshit,” so it’s not part of the conversation. Would it have pierced the top 5? Honestly, it's possible. Do you agree with our picks? Which Housewives songs are in YOUR top 5? Where does "Hypocrisy & Bullshit" land for you? Tell us in the comments. 00:00 Intro 2:54 - Beverage of the week 5:13 - Our nominees 28:25 - Making the top 5 30:05 - The Final List #bravotv #realhousewives #watchwhatcrappens #moneycantbuyyouclass #driveback #tardyfortheparty #music