BPL14: MEATSTATION [mild volume warning]

Welcome to Space Station 14! It's Halloween, folks, and that can mean only one thing: shit's about to get weird on BPL14. Come watch as humble Engineering borg Kernel Sanders feeds crew, heads of command, kobolds, monkeys, and even shoes to the infamous... SOULBURNER ENGINE! Happy Halloween!!! Volume Warning: our special "engine" is rather LOUD. I tried to move away from it as much as I could to limit how bad it gets, but... that's part of the theme here, too. Be the master of your own universe, adjust the volume as appropriate. Or don't. I'm not your honkmother. Recorded: October 31, 2026 Server: BPL14 Join us! https://theblackpantslegion.com/ Timestamps! Or I'll turn you into electricity. 00:00 Round start! Borgo time! 01:30 Working the TEG outside. 02:20 Oh, maybe I won't. This is BETTER. 03:00 Behold, the SOULBURNER! 07:00 It THIRSTS. 09:10 Flesh ACQUIRED. 10:50 The first SACRIFICE. 12:15 The QM is SACRIFICED. How noble! 13:15 Cletus' turn! Such nobility in this crew! 15:30 Jeb has a workplace accident. Or was it a NOBLE SACRIFICE? 16:50 Brian Winters joins the selfless few!! 18:30 SPIN, GHOST! 21:30 Enhancing output through confinement. 22:30 Nugget becomes... a nugget. FOR THE GLORY! 27:20 BEAR WITNESS to the MAJESTY. 29:55 A small ape uprising is crushed. Literally. 31:20 Oh no, Zack's dying. A candidate EMERGES! 33:30 Music to burn souls to. 35:20 Urist McMeteor has entered the game! 39:00 New candidates! 41:00 Poor Tropico. He shall join the station. 42:00 And now, is the SOLEBURNER. 45:40 More fleshy candidates! Yes! 49:20 Time to relocate the engine of goodness. 50:50 The Feastening shall CONTINUE! 52:50 Off to CentComm, where our work awaits. 55:55 Arrival! Let's get to work!! Fin.