🎶 2 Soggy Sailors – Dover Soul ⚓️ | A Hilarious Sea Shanty Adventure

Set sail on a side-splitting maritime misadventure with 2 Soggy Sailors – Dover Soul, a brand-new sea shanty about two hopelessly determined fishermen who probably should’ve stayed on dry land! Join our soggy heroes as they attempt (and fail… repeatedly) to launch their tiny boat from Dover. After multiple capsizes, soaked clothes, and shattered dignity, they finally make it beyond the Marina—only to be stopped by Harbour Patrol and lectured on how to actually use a marine radio. But the chaos doesn’t end there. Once the police have asked their questions and the sun starts dipping toward the horizon, the two finally manage to fish for a grand total of 15 glorious minutes… catching absolutely nothing except a spectacular cold. This upbeat shanty is packed with humour, storytelling, and nautical nonsense—a perfect watch for anyone who loves sea shanties, slapstick misadventures, or a good laugh inspired by real coastal chaos. 🌊⚓️ Grab your waterproofs and dive in! Featuring ‪@LBOfficialUK‬ ‪@StripeyUK‬ @UKsploosh Video footage courtesy of ⁨@StripeyAudits⁩ @UKsploosh #SeaShanty #2SoggySailors #DoverSoul #FishingFails #BritishHumour #ComedySong #DoverHarbour #FishermenLife #SeaShantyMusic #funnysong Lyrics Oh two lads bold with a boat so small At Dover's beach they gave it their all Three hours long they wrestled the tide Capsized thrice but refused to hide Heave ho They gave it a go Three hours later Not a fish to show Tipped and soaked They've still got pride Two soggy sailors on a bumpy ride Finally Rishmik wriggled inside A victory cheer he could not hide He sailed to the dock with a cheeky grin To pick up Stripey and begin their sea spin Heave ho They gave it a go Three hours later Not a fish to show Tipped and soaked They've still got pride Two soggy sailors on a bumpy ride The Harbour Master walked up slow "Radio lessons" you first must know! They nodded fast, pretended keen Like honest sailors never seen Heave ho They gave it a go Three hours later Not a fish to show Tipped and soaked They've still got pride Two soggy sailors on a bumpy ride The police turned up in the usual van Asked for their names and their plan We're hear to fish but we're losing light If were not detained were off, goodnight! Twenty minutes fishing The sea mocked their toil No bites, No nibbles Not a fin in the boil Heave ho They gave it a go Three hours later Not a fish to show Tipped and soaked They've still got pride Two soggy sailors on a bumpy ride Both got in But not by skill The Audience laughed They're legends still!