Warning Labels: Superman Capes, Airline Peanuts & Who Did This? | The Absurdists S2 E1

Why does a Superman costume need to say it won't make you fly? Why do airline peanuts say "open bag before eating," and who tried to iron a shirt while wearing it? Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy kick off Season 2 with the absurd world of warning labels: fishing lures, frozen pizza, blenders, silica gel, snow blowers on the roof, a bicycle that is not a life preserver, a jet ski that "may get wet," garden hoses, toilet brushes, wheelbarrows on the highway, hair dryers, bottle rockets and more, plus By the Numbers. The Absurdists, where logic takes a back seat. Season 2, Episode 1 (originally released April 29, 2026). Chapters 0:00 Intro 0:31 Harold, the iron and the first warning label 1:47 Welcome to The Absurdists 2:58 Expiring milk 3:59 Fishing lures and airline peanuts 7:31 Sunshields and frosty windshields 9:18 Blenders and disposable cameras 11:29 Washing paper plates 13:11 Frozen pizza and ice cream Drumsticks 16:44 Silica gel: do not eat 17:56 Noodle cups and fruit snacks 19:09 Snow blowers on the roof 20:57 The bicycle life preserver 22:38 Mirrors, jet skis and Christmas lights 25:29 Garden hoses and chutzpah 27:03 The Superman cape 30:06 Pepper spray and road signs 33:01 Scales, soap and space heaters 36:41 Knives, peanuts and bread pudding 38:45 Nytol, birthday candles and tiramisu 41:28 Toilet brushes and power drills 44:41 Back to Harold 45:52 Wheelbarrows on the highway 48:13 Hair dryers and bottle rockets 50:15 Allergy meds, rat poison and strollers 52:35 Cough medicine, mattresses and scooters 54:47 Fireplace logs and bags of air 56:41 The dumbest thing a human could do 58:06 By the Numbers 58:48 Outro Hosts: Marlo Anderson and Mary Murphy Listen to the podcast: https://theabsurdistsshow.com/manufac... More episodes: https://theabsurdistsshow.com Subscribe:    / @absurdistsshow   #TheAbsurdists #ComedyPodcast #WarningLabels