The Ultimate DELTARUNE Shitpost (of Ultimate Destiny)

Deltarune, just a week away! ... I'M NEVER [Doing that] AGAIN. Based on The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vie... Instrumental version:    • Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ult...   CREDITS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y... Special thanks to the original combination of Deltarune and The Ultimate Showdown:    • [Deltarune Meme] More Than Three Heroes   Also special thanks to my family for being away for a couple hours so I could record this lol LYRICS: Friend Inside Me was hopping around DELTARUNE fandom like a big playground When suddenly, Asgore came from afar And hit Woody with his big blue car Woody got pissed and showed his friend inside Until he got swooned by the Roaring Knight Who PROCEEDed to get hit by a Grave of Snow When Noelle used a spell she didn't know And she took off their helmet to reveal Chester Then they both got deleted by Wing Gaster But before he could make it to the bunker and SAVE Motherfucking Gerson Boom popped out of his grave And hit him with a DualBuster along with Susie Who could only say "Where the hell are we?" But then they ran out of TP and they ran away Because Togore Dreemurr came to save the day This is the ultimate shitpost, of ultimate destiny Good memes, bad memes, and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will remain, until Chapter 5's release This is the ultimate shitpost, of ultimate destiny Noelle took a weird route and made it snew Like the genocides that Chara made me do Until Susie came back with an idea she got To start killing some monsters and become [[BIG SHOT]]s But Woody stopped them and tried to get to Chapter 5 When Kris suddenly appeared with a knife They tried to attack but they fell and they missed 'Cause Spamton took them out with his Spamton piss Then he saw Sans dancing to the Jitterbug song And he reached for his Pipis but he TOOK TOO LONG Before Queen ran him over tryna get a banana But her chariot was stopped when she ran into Tenna Who smelled Roast Chicken and came straight for its house While he got chased by Toriel's eggs-spouse Kris told Ralsei to keep smiling but he wanted it to end Then they all got stabbed by the tail of IMAGE_FRIEND This is the ultimate shitpost, of ultimate destiny Good memes, bad memes, and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will remain, until Chapter 5's release This is the ultimate shitpost... The Angel sang out, with immaculate beauty Down from the Blue Sky, Toby implemented Pluey He looked down on his fandom, seeing all the sorrow And announced that DELTARUNE would be tomorrow Determination entered everyone's SOUL As Ralsei turned back into Asriel But Toby hadn't thought that and began a thrust As he killed Asriel and turned him into dust Then Ralsei with a gun And Ralsei with a doobie And Jevil in a wheelchair, And baby Kris, and "boobie" And Screaming Ape Theory And Caramel Berdly And Priest Goofball, Fat Ralph, and Barney Bangin' sermon, mac and cheese They/them, and MrBeast Papyrus Knight, kiss goodnight Every single freedom motif Copycats friendpins and green Gaster Dess, adress, suck ass, and chad Lancer All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked Toby in his shower foam ass It was the stupidest battle that the world ever saw With the internet looking on in total awe The memes raged on for a century Many jokes were claimed, but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better: T H E O R I G I N A L S T A R W A L K E R This is the ultimate shitpost, of ultimate destiny Good memes, bad memes, and explosions, as far as the eye can see And only one will remain, until Chapter 5's release This is the ultimate shitpost (This is the ultimate shitpost) This is the ultimate shitpost (This is the ultimate shitpost) This is the ultimate shitpost, of ultimate destiny #deltarune Also, this video is not monetized because the instrumental is copyrighted, which is obviously fair, but also a little sad because I just got my channel monetized. But oh well, this was just a thing for fun anyway, and I got plenty of more original videos (probably) coming up.