Norfolk Southern, We Barely Function! - Railfan Parody Music Video

Norfolk Southern, we barely function! Cooking up the country, making business end Trains! They haul everything dangerously and late Track! They connect the cars crashed along the lines We've got the goods to plunge straight into a river Our trains, tracks, and bridges, oh they'll make sure you’re dead! Norfolk Southern, we barely function! Cooking up the country making business end Norfolk Southern, how's that function? Helping this big country move ahead in flames! Build! We're investing big to become a monopoly Go! We keep derailing to destroy what you need And that means jobs! Lots of people are being laid off Let's get your business bankrupt now, everybody sing! Norfolk Southern, we barely function! Cooking up the country, making business end Norfolk Southern, how's that function? Seriously, how haven’t we gone bankrupt yet?