Minecraft Ban Appeals, but you lose your brain cells

I was doing some appeals on InvadedLands and found some abnormally dumb appeals, so here we are. As always you know how this works. I'm a manager of InvadedLands minecraft server and when I come across dumb minecraft ban appeals I save them for later. Usually I'm not surprised but how dumb appeals can be, but this time my brain officially melted away. Zelkam ban appeals. Zelk ban appeals Twitter: Twitter.com/ZelkTheElk Twitch: Twitch.tv/ZelkTheElk Songs: ES_Astral Projection (Extended Version) - Hallmore Luigi's Mansion 2 Dark Moon - Library Piano [Electro Swing Remix]