PKA 533 High School Memories, Insane Bolivian Video, Cheat Meals

Sponsors: https://www.goat.com/PKA https://www.expressvpn.com/pka​ Support PKA on Patreon:   / pka   Merch: http://PainkillerAlready.net PKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunes PKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com 0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors. Just the girls this week! 0:00:11 - PKA reacts to an (off-screen) video: Multiple Bolivian students plunge to their demise 0:05:31 - What’s the best way for someone on parole to serve justice to a Chomo? 0:11:27 - How to solve prison gang culture by introducing Jeffrey Epstein’s associates 0:13:47 - The guys reminisce on high school: best/worst lunch food, theft and sandwich sellers 0:20:22 - Should children really be entitled to free school meals? PKA thinks perhaps not! 0:23:34 - More high school talk: Kyle’s fraudulent diploma, skipping classes, detentions & more 0:28:07 - Kyle’s experience of welding classes and his teacher’s child-labor side hustle 0:32:06 - The guys talk high school teachers who didn’t give a damn, gym & elective classes 0:44:11 - Study hall, pointless life preparation classes & submitting nonsense assignments 0:51:12 - Texas lifting its mask mandate, Biden’s neanderthal comment & Taylor’s ancestry 0:54:14 - UFC 259’s (lack of) hype, Kyle’s dream match-ups & the best/worst divisions 0:59:59 - Could UFC champion Amanda Nunes take down all 3 hosts in a gauntlet match? 1:06:45 - PKA reacts to MMA fighter Gabi Garcia and her outrageous PED physique 1:09:59 - The evolution of MMA and how top-tier athletes can turn a sport on its head 1:12:30 - How the NBA vs MLB vs NHL handle resting players & making silly substitutes 1:19:21 - Kyle’s uber-profitable $50 Patreon poker-playing & getting poker stars as PKA guests 1:29:55 - Ad reads: GOAT & ExpressVPN Take the PKA 533 Survey! https://forms.gle/rJHLrsCTbDL2AunZ7 1:32:47 - The $50 Patron with an abundance of private planes & a hot trophy wife of a mom 1:41:12 - Kyle’s experience co-piloting a plane & why Kobe Bryant’s passing didn’t bother him 1:47:11 - Lola Bunny from Space Jam or Jessica Rabbit - Who is hotter? 1:48:20 - Woody’s despisal of Manhattan cocktails & the guys’ favourite alcoholic drinks 1:57:06 - Ex-guest OnlyUseMeBlade posted a life update, is he doing as good as he could be? 2:01:31 - The time Kyle received so much free vodka as FPSRussia he gave it all away! 2:04:06 - Kyle’s exclusive Red Bull mini-fridge and Woody’s prolific ping pong abilities 2:09:22 - PKA’s $50 Patron Colorado trip: AirBnB mansions, getting high & doing nothing! 2:16:56 - Kyle’s dad got the vaccine! Will the guys or their families be getting theirs soon? 2:21:48 - The time Kyle went into an anaphylactic shock & how he overcame his banana allergy 2:25:31 - Taylors recent indulgence in a rack of ribs & buying candy by the case load 2:29:56 - What would the guys’ ultimate cheat meal be? (Texas toast, IBC Cherry & drinks talk) 2:38:32 - Kyle and Taylor’s copious collection of sodas and epsom salts & Taylor’s soda stream 2:42:20 - Getting a massage chair vs hiring a masseuse: Which is the better value for money? 2:45:34 - Charlatan chiropractors and how Woody injured himself trying to self-chiropractor 2:56:52 - Freakishly strong female masseurs & Taylor’s peanuckle prowess 2:58:33 - Kyle explains why he’s going to punch a PKA Patron in the stomach in-person 3:00:18 - Fish-slaying girlfriends & why the Moorish Idol fish doesn’t make for a good pet 3:07:01 - Food talk: Kitchen mixers, low-calorie ice cream, good-tasting protein bars & more 3:18:44 - If the guys had to be gay for one previous PKA guest, who are they picking? 3:23:45 - Kyle’s AC headache and his repetitive night terrors that leave him drenched in sweat 3:34:40 - Superhero talk: WandaVision, the MCU, SpiderMan & the most emotional scenes 3:56:24 - Kyle goes super nerd mode on Star Trek lore and buying $200 Klingon collectibles 4:04:24 - Woody calls it a show