My Wife And I Were Celebrating Our Anniversary At A Restaurant When A Wild-Eyed Man Stormed Up,...

My Wife And I Were Celebrating Our Anniversary At A Restaurant When A Wild-Eyed Man Stormed Up, Pointed At Me, And Growled, “Who Is He?!” My Wife Froze And Dropped Her Glass. I Stood, Locked The Banquet Room Door, And Knew She’d Be The One Paying Tonight…