A 215lb Guy Walked Into a Sumo Ring and Physics Did the Rest

Which Magic School Bus kid actually ends up in prison? Spoiler: the defense of Ralphie is strong, but the real case gets built against Arnold's cousin running an FTX-style financial fraud startup. Also in here: Kevin O'Leary weeping over his one-of-one Royal Oak Openworked because he can't believe he's holding the only one in the world, and a guy staring down a 96-year-old man eating bread and cheese while his own plate is just a brick of grilled salmon with nothing on it. Chat insults his creature and gets a full lecture on why surviving as a fossil has nothing to do with adaptive merit, you're just well adapted for archaeology. Then there's the theory that Ötzi the Iceman had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch in his stomach, the discovery that Reddit thinks Restorlax and Glucolax count as fiber supplements, the chalk dust asthma paradox, and a 215 pound guy stepping into an American Sumo ring against physics itself. It closes on the call your teacher mom by accident challenge, which turns into the missing second grade to chicken pox and being bad at school ever since challenge. All clips pulled from the full stream. Drop your Ms. Frizzle prison rankings in the comments. Chapters: 0:00 'But it's a dry heat' — walk the strip and say that 0:29 The condo neighbors who won't break down their TV boxes 1:23 New grindset: break down rich people's Amazon boxes 2:12 He accuses chat of being a sweet potato lobbyist 2:39 Laser surgery in his intestines vs. US healthcare 3:00 Reddit doesn't know what fiber is 3:26 "I'm uninstalling my lungs" 3:41 Osmosis Jones was supposed to be the greatest movie of all time 4:18 What if Ötzi the Iceman had a Cheesy Gordita Crunch in him 4:58 Chat insults his creature, gets a fossilization lecture 5:48 Joni Mitchell but she has E. coli 6:16 "Put that in the clip" — nobody believed in us 6:46 Less chalk dust, more asthma than ever 7:15 The flag of Guam is peak design 7:47 Which Magic School Bus kid goes to prison? 8:24 He quit cross-country in 2nd grade over a pep talk 8:59 His impression of a hardcore FF14 raider 9:24 The 'call your teacher mom' challenge 10:01 The challenge that got too real 10:34 Cyclists paying $12 a ride for sugar water 11:18 The guy on the Walmart Huffy will smoke you 12:14 Watching a 215lb guy enter a sumo ring 12:55 If you make PowerPoints your taste better be immaculate 13:23 He's 96 and eating bread — reduce your carbs! 14:24 Kevin O'Leary cries over a watch Go follow the streamer: • Northernlion —   / northernlion   #magicschoolbus #teachermomchallenge #streamerrant