Panto Dame - Scandalous Opening Monologue

Bless you Redbourn! This was an amazing opening night audience. Not least the endlessly stoical Tom and my joker in the pack, Will, whose booming contributions were either just behind everyone else or several seconds too early! Appreciation for the line "I'm getting whiffs of Harpenden" appeared to be universal. But can you guess which of the lines heard in the video got cut from Show 2 onwards due to - of all things - a complaint...? (These highlights are just the bits where I went off-script, obviously!)