BPL14: Tile Inventory Day

Welcome to Space Station 14! Sometimes the higher-ups in corporate need certain tasks to be done which squarely fall on the Engineering department. Today's task? Inventorying all of the floor tiles on Box Station. It's a monumental task to accomplish, but with this crack engineering team, we're sure to get it done without mishap, injury, turf war, or serious bodily harm. Well, mostly. Credit goes to Flupp1 in the BPL14 Discord for the idea behind this bit. Recorded: September 9, 2026 Server: BPL14 https://theblackpantslegion.com/ Timestamps! Or I'll jam you under the floor tiles. 00:00 Shift start, CE time once again. 07:35 Engineering, get your crowbars. 09:15 Oh yeah, there's also a wizard. 10:30 Informing the crew of Tile Inventory Day. 12:20 CentCom confirms it. 16:35 Librarian missing near Engineering. 19:40 Manhunt complete, resume tile removal. 23:00 Conveniently ripping up Cargo's floors. 29:10 The sound of approaching doom. 30:10 Alright, back to work. 33:00 The Janitors are starting to break. 35:50 Uh oh, Gr3y.T1d3, gotta closed up Engineering. 43:25 Suddenly very spoopy. 45:10 Permission to escalate: granted. 46:40 The Janitors square off against Engineering. 48:55 Temporary peace. Bigger problems now. 50:05 A boom with no beeping, weird. 54:20 Oh, that's a Dragon. 1:00:35 The RD offers a challenge, and I accept. 1:02:30 Hello, Science! Nice tiles you got here! 1:05:40 RD is back for round two. 1:07:30 The RD thinks he has won. But he has NOT! 1:08:30 A parting gift -- TILES! 1:10:40 Multiple Edgars, and an explosion. 1:13:40 Okay, enough inventory, get to evac! Also, I hate kudzu. 1:16:50 Off to CentCom. 1:18:25 Arrival. Tile inventory was a success. Fin!