If You See A Deer Walking On Two Legs… PRETEND YOU DIDN'T

There is a deer at the edge of your yard. It is standing on two legs. If you ever see a deer walking on two legs, pretend you didn't. There are six rules. You will break the fourth one tonight. This is an analog horror advisory for the deer at the edge of your yard. Why you should never stand in a lit window, never wave back, and never leave your hoodie on the porch overnight. What a research station in Colorado noticed about its deer in 1967. What it means when it stops being one second late. And why the last rule is not about the deer. ADVISORY 005 — ODOCOILEUS VIRGINIANUS. Broadcast by the automated residential warning system. Please remain calm. Please do not look out the window. Resident #4237. Your file has been updated. Entries: 5. CHAPTERS 0:00 There is a deer at the edge of your yard 0:20 Automated advisory for all residents 0:36 Colorado, 1967 1:02 The internet has a word for this 1:25 Rule 1: Do not stand in a lit window 1:51 Rule 2: Do not wave back 2:11 Rule 3: Do not leave clothes outside 2:31 Rule 4: Do not move first 3:11 Rule 5: Do not tell anyone 3:33 Rule 6: [withheld] 4:12 There is a deer at the edge of your yard ABOUT THESE ADVISORIES Every video is one automated advisory about something ordinary you share your life with: an animal, an object, a habit. Calm voice. Short rules. Real facts underneath. Subscribe to @ResidentAdvisory before the next advisory reaches your street. This is fiction. The deer in your yard is not learning to be you. Probably. Some of the facts are real: chronic wasting disease was first identified in 1967 in captive deer at a wildlife research facility in Fort Collins, Colorado (Williams & Young, Journal of Wildlife Diseases, 1980); infected deer waste away and can lose their fear of people, and as of 2026 the disease has been documented in 37 U.S. states (U.S. Geological Survey); deer rise onto their hind legs for a few seconds to fight, a display called flailing, and to reach branches (Texas Parks & Wildlife); the joint on a deer's hind leg that looks like a backward knee is actually its ankle, and deer walk on the tips of their toes. "Skinwalker" comes from Navajo tradition; this video only uses the word the way the internet does. The rest is ours. #deer #analoghorror #creepypasta