Why is learning PvP in 2026 ACTUALLY HARD!!

Good morning gamers! Today I, your lovely builder and non-raging minecrafter FireG1raffe, will be attempting to learn PvP in training for a hunger-games inspired event, even though I have no experience and completely suck! Don't worry guys, I got trained by my friend Bills who is an absolute professional and super cool guy, he's also hosting a server called Project Lifesteal, maybe I should join for the funnies...