Trump Says No Collusion Like a Frat Guy Says No Homo — SNL's Most Perfect Simile

😂💀 "Trump Says No Collusion Like a Frat Guy Says No Homo" — SNL's Most Perfect Simile 🔥🎤 Trump said "no collusion" so many times that Michael Che finally found the perfect comparison. It's the exact same energy as a dumbass frat guy saying "no homo." "Yeah so I met up with this Russian guy the other night... no collusion." One simile. The entire Mueller investigation. Done. That's Weekend Update at its most precise — and this 30-minute compilation is packed with that level of wit from every direction. Also here: Trump hugs the American flag at CPAC like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Then gives a 2-hour 20-minute speech in which he explains the wind, calls a general "Raisin like the fruit," tells Iraq to "please get us the emails," and concludes with "I'm gonna regret this speech." He does not seem to regret it. Pete Davidson roasts every Trump defender: Steven Miller projects strength but looks like Fredo Corleone "had been even sicker as a child" — voted most likely in high school to have a cigar box full of missing girls' driver's licenses. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is "one of those sweet southern girls you marry if you're gay." Sean Hannity looks like a thumb, which explains why he's so far up Trump's ass. Kanye gets suspended from Instagram again for anti-Semitic posts — doing the same thing over and over expecting different results, which, Che notes, he's heard is the definition of something. Also: when Kanye's albums got bad, he just started calling it gospel. Fox News turns 25 and celebrates the same way Che does — by paying white women to say some nasty stuff. Biden's approval rating hits 33% — less than half the approval rating of Sonic the Hedgehog 2. No one is upset that conservatives banned a gay teacher on Arthur, but no one seems to care that Peppa Pig's head is a full-on penis. Ice Cube refuses the vaccine to protect his art, including Barbershop 4 Just a Little Off the Sides, Thursday (prequel to Friday), and Ice Cube and Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia Q — both of them in white linen pantsuits, no drawers. And Elmo, having moved past his issues with Rocco, snaps when Rocco gets a cookie: "Paper covers rock. Prepare to die, Rocco." Thirty minutes. Every era of SNL. One simile that says it all. 🔔 Subscribe for SNL's greatest Weekend Update compilations 💬 "No collusion like no homo" or "albums got bad so he called it gospel" — which is the greatest one-line political burn in SNL history? #SNL #WeekendUpdate #MichaelChe #ColinJost #PeteDavidson #Trump #Kanye #IceCube #Elmo #Rocco #SNLBestMoments #SNLCompilation #SaturdayNightLive #PoliticalComedy #SNLClassic