I Lied (On My Resume)

🎧 Listen / stream: 🎵 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/3DEpES... 🍏 Apple Music:   / i-lied-on-my-resume   🎶 I Lied On My Resume 🎶 “I Lied On My Resume” is a comedy song about getting the corporate job you confidently claimed you were qualified for, then discovering they actually expect you to do it. Excel was apparently a bluff. Leadership was theoretical. “Thrives under pressure” sounded much better before there was pressure. Now every meeting is an opportunity to say something vague about optimization and hope nobody asks a follow-up question. The real problem isn’t getting caught. It’s doing well enough to get promoted. At some point you’re no longer pretending to belong in the office, you’re being given more office. More responsibility, more reports, more people assuming you know what’s happening. Please do not CC me on anything important. 🔥 More from COPE Records:    / @cope-records   © 2026 COPE Records #ILiedOnMyResume #COPE #COPERecords #ComedyMusic #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateHumor #OfficeHumor